Aidin – 2007
I just encountered
the most clever
advertising scheme.
Sad, little plastic
cow sitting between
two buns imploring,
“Would you eat me?”
Of course not,
sad, little cow,
for you are
plastic
and I’d break
my veneers
on you.
Not to even
mention
the fact that
you are
wearing a
tomato on
your head and
I hate tomatoes.
